Archive - The Crash Report

Dehumanizing People With Autism

RFK’s rhetoric is dangerous and disgusting. By Leigh Jordan

Apr 24 •

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We Can't Smell Ourselves

In an old high school, in a very white state, in a past so long ago it was a different country, I started a new job.

Apr 20 •

Charlotte Agell

Reading May Lead to Thinking, Redux

Bans and censorship are fascist attempts at controlling the narrative. Luckily, kids' book authors are made of steel.

Apr 19 •

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Charlotte Agell

Needles, Dunes and Other Natural Disasters

In Chapter 9 of "Augusta Confidential," our undercover lawmaker calls a spade a spade and more.

Apr 17 •

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly American, Chapter 2

Our Expat in Portugal encourages YOU to escape the United States.

Apr 15 •

Economics, She Wrote

Introducing our new column by Susan Feiner explaining the issues connected to the production, consumption and transfer of wealth.

Apr 13 •

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Performative Outrage & Pandemic Nostalgia

The Campaign Trail That Starts in Committee and other Legislative notes from our undercover lawmaker.

Apr 11 •

Drunk Driving Chud Shut Down by School Board

MAGA clown fails to get principal fired.

Apr 11 •

MAGA Activist-Clown Busted For OUI

Chud leaves six-year-old home alone while driving drunk. Child Protective Services gets involved.

Apr 9 •

Who’s Your Piggy?

You have the rare opportunity to purchase the best pork on Planet Earth, via my CSA. Act now, before it’s too late.

Apr 7 •

Toilets, Tombs and Trigger Fingers

Content Warning: Yikes.

Apr 2 •

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March 2025

Our Federal Correspondent explains how Maine's senior Senator is playing for the MAGA team.

Mar 30 •

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