Have Crash Speak to Your Gang
Crash Barry readings are known for being edgy and entertaining, just like his Maine stories.
Crash Barry also loves to talk to people* about the state of Maine. His speeches last up to an hour and he can comfortably address a variety of topics including, but not limited to:
- the great state of Maine
- marijuana and the marijuana economy
- the oxycontin abuse epidemic
- homesteading skills
- land clearing
- raising and slaughtering of pigs, goats, and chickens
- alpaca care and breeding
- bartending
- Maine's political climate
- the farm-to-table movement
- the importance of organic
- lobsters
- blueberries
- Maine writers
- wind power
- old-style home cooking
- indie publishing
- offshore islands
- various sexual proclivities
- the Quoddy Mad Scientist
- space travel
- Bang-Bangs: Island Conceptual Artist
- raw milk
- old time radio theater
*Crash's perspective is not well-suited for children, the easily offended and the humorless.
For rates and more information please contact us.
